Jacksonville Police arrested 68-year-old Barbra Crawford Stratton after, cops say, she attempted to rob a Regions Bank in the most courteous, polite, low pressure ways ever: She kindly asked the bank for money.
No gun, no bomb, no cutting through the roof and rappelling into the vault. No knives. Nothing. Just a polite, toothless woman holding up a bank using her gumption and well, really, nothing else.
On August 3, police say, Stratton strolled into the bank, walked up to a teller, and handed her a piece of paper demanding some money. Another bank worker confronted reportedly confronted Stratton, who “replied in a soft voice” that her daughter had allegedly “been kidnapped.”
Perhaps impressed by Stratton’s assertiveness, bank employees just sort of said no and told her to leave. Despite this, she was charged with strong arm robbery.
Inmate Information |
Housing Location: PDF | Admitted: 08/08/2016 08:43 PM | ||
ID Check Completed: Y | |||
Released: N/A | Release Reason: N/A | ||
Bond Agency: N/A | Bond Agency Address: N/A | ||
Age: 68 | |||
Race: W | Eyes: BROWN | ||
Sex: F | Hair: GRAY/SALT & PEPPER | ||
Height: 504 inches | Weight: 145 pounds | ||
Arrested: 08/08/2016 | Expected Release Date: N/A | ||
Length of Sentence: N/A | |||
Pending Unsentenced Charges: Yes | |||
Payment Required For Release: * $20,003.00 | |||
Completed Admissions Process: Y | |||
Arresting Agency: JACKSONVILLE SHERIFF’S OFFICE | |||
How Long in Jax (Years/Months): 50/0 | |||
Next Court Date: 08/31/2016 09:00 AM , COURTHOUSE, CIR | |||
Visitation Information: 8:00 AM to 10:00 PM, Friday (Visits are limited to 1 visit per week for maximum of 2 hours.) | |||
Charge Information |
Statute: 812.13(2)(C) Description: STRONG ARM ROBBERY – NO FIREARM OR WEAPON Bond: $20,003.00 Fine: N/A Purge: N/A Blanket Bond Group: Charge Type: FEL Capias/Warrant: N/A Case #: N/A OBTS: 1602323298 Date Entered: 8/8/2016 8:43:35 PM Charge Status: AWAITING TRIAL Jurisdiction: N/A Sentence Date: N/A Years: 0 Months: 0 Days: 0 Charge Comments: N/A |